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Some interesting facts about life...

  1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.
  2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
  4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
  5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
  6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
  7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
  8. Virginity can be cured.
  9. Virginity is not dignity -- its a lack of opportunity.
  10. Having sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
  11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
  12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
  13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
    A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
  14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing: He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
  15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
    A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
  16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A: Breasts don't have eyes.
  17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives.

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